Frequently Asked Questions

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It's been said that a person, on average, is able to keep a network of about 250-350 people in their life. We recommend you send something to all of them. However, here’s a top 10 list of people to consider:

1) Your Second Best Friend
2) Ex Girlfriend/Boyfriend
3) Roommates/Landlords
4) Your Spouse
5) Your Boss
6) Teachers
7) Your estranged father
8) Favorite Politician
9) The neighbour that killed your goldfish/cat/dog/tortoise
10) Elon Musk

Yes. However international customers are responsible for any customs duties, taxes, or import fees.

Estimated shipping begins approximately 2-3 days after your payment has been processed. Custom orders may take longer.

Delays are possible. Silence is not. We will communicate clearly if timelines shift.

Custom orders are available at specific tiers and require approval. Not all requests will be accepted.

Requests are reviewed for alignment with brand standards, feasibility, and discretion.

If a custom request is declined, you may choose an alternative option of equal value or receive a partial / full refund.

Due to the nature of the items and services, all sales are final once they have been processed. Exceptions may be available - contact us directly for more information. Customer Inquiries | Maison De Spite  Be sure to include your order ID in the request so it can be expedited.

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